Marwanism

*hysteric laughter*

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@MFelhariry @todobrownies @_baegurl لول إنت فى سن أبويا و متصور صورة مع الموتوسيكل أنا مارضاش أتصورها عشان هحسها معيلة، خليك في نفسك يبوعمو

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold aight bus ride is over also this got old pretty quick, until we meet again!

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold That's just an inherently flawed statement man I get what you're saying but assuming everyone on every device has the same keyboard or even that qwerty keyboards are universal is just unrealistic

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold Bruh explains your like 3 correct statements since starting this account

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold It is very clearly a shortening of babe how are you even making this argument?

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold No you fucking walnut it's called that bc it looks like loose corn. Which, yes, if you stack you'll get a cob but that's how corn works. That's generally how most people corn.

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold Not all toasters have timers so the more generally correct statement is saying its degree of toastiness

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold Rap isn't an acronym, I've heard that one before, I've heard "rapid African poetry", I've heard that it's a shortening of "rapid" but it's really not. No one's really 100% sure what the actual etymology of rap is but it ain't this b.

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

I just managed to pinpoint my issue with @todayyearsold, it's this vendetta against nuance they seem to have

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold If I'm not mistaken they actually have different flavouring elements, yes a lot of people have trouble telling them apart without seeing the colour or smelling them but that's because the experience of flavour is more than how sth tastes its a multi sensory kinda thing

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold Also, and this pisses me off more, many things beyond a square are not round people treat the words square and circle like they're opposites and it pisses me off

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold I can't find a source for this one but that's really not how expressions come into being most of the time dude it's just saying you'll be uncool if you don't show up

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold I'm not even gonna argue on this one imma just post the wikitionary link https://t.co/oEhYmWIVU0

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold I don't have a correction for this one but we need to take a moment to appreciate this

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold Selective breeding is pretty common place and has been done by humans for an extremely long time to make our crops and animals more useful you make it sound like some victorian inventor in a dimly lit lab pulled broccoli straight out his ass

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold No it's a shortening and later redefinition of swagger

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

That's it, I haven't been using twitter in like years but @todayyearsold has pissed me off out of retirement (alternatively: twitirement) by being consistently wrong about things. I've got a 3 hour bus ride ahead of me and a fully charged phone battery bitch fear me.

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold No it doesn't the marketing campaign very clearly shows they mean it wouldn't sting your eyes if it got into them, Johnson had the same "no tears" slogan for a kids shampoo for a while if I'm not mistaken

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

@todayyearsold No actually they call it two servings so the numbers on the nutritional info bit look smaller since they're almost always per serving not per pack, they don't give a shit how you eat it or whether you eat it at all as long as you're buying it lol

[Marwanism @marwanMSFsabry]

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