mary kate

my having a corgi is my personality

[Gabby Shirley @Gabby_Shirley_]

you can file this under “Things You Love to See”

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[mary kate @mary___kate___]

Update - customer care rep promised to give me a full refund despite my decision to keep my return flight, then CANCELED my return flight anyway when processing the refund. I never said I wanted to cancel my flight. I will DM you to get better help. Ridiculous.

[mary kate @mary___kate___]

@FlyFrontier never flying with you again. you cancel my morning flight to Denver to see @twentyonepilots and call it a “flight disruption” then try to move me to a flight that leaves at 7 PM and arrives after 9 pm… no customer service or better options. guess i’ll fly united

[Tyler @tb6___]

I’m gonna commit a felony

[mary kate @mary___kate___]

just witnessed a man walk in to a coffee shop from his car just clutching his macbook in his hand. no bag. no case. nothing. just laptop in one hand. iphone in opposite hand. to be so confident in your grip strength.

[mary kate @mary___kate___]

this is a reminder to go cancel that subscribe & save you activated on amazon to save $3 one time 2 months ago

[mary kate @mary___kate___]

living in florida is something

[mary kate @mary___kate___]

one of my favorite parts about living in florida is that bars and restaurants turn on their outdoor heaters when it dips below 67°

[mary kate @mary___kate___]

turns out quitting your job and moving to a new city near the beach does cure most everything! I'm actually happy now! chase your bliss, kids!

[sally darr @sallydarr]

y’all think you like these albums but I was 10 years old living in Tennessee

[mary kate @mary___kate___]

paul enjoys girl dinner

[Mac Crane @mcrane12.bsky.social @mcrane_12]

the perfect day doesn’t exi—

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

girl dinner 

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

this otter from the Oregon zoo can do slam dunks

[Isabelle @badbeanbella]

Sad that cows don’t know their biggest fans are women in passenger seats cheering them on

[mary kate @mary___kate___]

drinking a 16oz blackberry white claw surge that’s been in my fridge for 8+ months, eating frozen pizza, and cleaning 10+ trash bags of shit out of my house. name a better sunday.

[mary kate @mary___kate___]

@LinkedInHelp I received a reply and you all were no help. You assumed I am attempting to impersonate someone else, when in reality, another user has taken my email address and used it for their profile. I submitted an email response again clarifying my situation.

[mary kate @mary___kate___]

who tryna play pickleball?