Mary Biscuit

dogs 🐕 |
reading 📖 |
pink 🌸 |
Gryffindor 🏆 |
arts 🎨🎭🎵 |
married to @tomswinden |
Comms Manager @MyWakefield |
all own views etc...

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

"Unexpected item in bagging area..." @sainsburys produce is definitely getting fresher 🐾 #DigbyDog

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

I was unprepared for how little eskimos and snow feature in my Christmas traditions as a grown-up

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

You okay hun? @premierinn #Leeds

[On a clear day @ICanSeeForever1]

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

When you order a @McDonaldsUK McPlant with an extra patty, they charge you extra for it, but only give you one... #customerfail #Wakefield

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

@SubwayUK Miraculously it's been fixed. But not til loads of your customers missed out 🙄

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

Will your app be fixed any time soon @SubwayUK ? Us loyal customers would like access to our existing points balance and to be able to continue to collect points... @SUBWAY

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

When you buy a cute dressing gown from @tu_clothing in the summer and it's only when your kid wears it for the first time you realise there's a problem... 🙈🤣 #sewingfail #itsgivingauthentic

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

Popped our cherry at @HolmfirthEvents Duck Race today! Huge thanks to the ladies in the @PurplDog first aid tent for letting me sit out out of the rain and providing ice for my broken foot and plenty of interesting conversations. You were awesome! 💜

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

Not sure we have the same definition of #crunchy @Tesco These cookies are almost like cakes they're so soft! Bought today and the pack wasn't damaged in any way, so maybe rethink your descriptions! #biscuitlover

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

@Acting_Steve People go with what they know. Sunak is the current PM so therefore he is more Prime Ministerial 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

These canvassers are getting younger by the day... #useyourvote #election2024

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

@Pampers_UK You haven't really addresses my query. I'm not questioning the use of the word poonami, and whether or not you nappies will contain it. I just know, not one parent would go back to sleep after hearing their baby have one over the monitor 🙄

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

I'm curious @Pampers_UK were any parents consulted for your "poonami proof" nappies? Cos no parent I know would leave their baby in a nappy they've just had a poop in, regardless of how bad it is 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

Just curious... @Westquay is this a spelling error or am I missing a pun?

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

@PetersonMo_ It wasn't me who needed to use the toilet, and I don't know the person who did, I was stood next to them when they asked. Just something that needs to be addressed within the staff team.

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

Hey @ridingscentre what time do you close on a Thurs? Staff in @Morrisons are telling people they can't use your toilets after 5pm, which seems a little strange!

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

@subbysmith @ridingscentre @Morrisons Isn't that what X is for? 🤔 How else am I supposed to speak to businesses who hide their contact details 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

@Pampers_UK Any parent hearing a baby poo would not sigh with relief they're wearing a poonami proof nappy and go back to sleep. They would get up and change the nappy immediately to avoid nappy rash and discomfort for the baby. You need a more honest focus group.

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

@northernassist 22:15 from Leeds to Sheffield. Should've stopped at Sandal & Agbrigg at 22.34. I stood by the doors at Outwood as that's where my friend got off. I stayed on the train at Wakefield Westgate. The next time it stopped was at Moorthorpe, missing both Sandal and Fitzwilliam stops.

[Mary Biscuit @mary_bisc]

On the train home from Leeds. Stood up at #WakefieldWestgate to get off at the next stop. Which is Moorthorpe. Apparently Sandal wasn't an option on this journey? @northernassist Thanks for getting me home safe 🙄