My 5 yo niece saw the blue deer on my shirt and was like "awww it's a boy deer!" I took the opportunity to be like "Or it can be a girl deer! Girls like blue too, Olivia"
She stared at me and was like "I said it's a boy because it has antlers." Take my degree away now.😭😭
My boyfriend has an autistic son and he is the funniest fucking kid in the world. On his birthday, we had a party at an indoor trampoline park. When I got there, he grabbed my hand and introduced his mom (who I’ve met before) and said “this is your boyfriends original girlfriend”
I fucking died. 😭😭😂