mariah...

pharmacy tech. wife. mom. gemini♊️

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@wheresroach Diuuude

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

idc what y’all say, MY queen is still alive

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@ksamanthae My biggest pet peeve

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@BrookeDanyele Noooooo 😭

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

Y’all the level of panic Jon experiences when he can’t find the pacifier is almost comical 😭🤣

[Alexander Avila @aretheygay]

The bisexual urge to get really into the sims for one week every 2 years

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@mjb1433 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@ksamanthae Just different levels of doodoo like Jon is low doodoo but he’s still doodoo

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@BrookeDanyele You know me in real life and I don’t understand 100% but I know it’s hard!

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

Bro Amelia is getting so heavy she’s breaking my arm to rock her

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

Dog hacks and gags again at 6 am. Husbands alarm goes off at 6:20. Baby wakes back up. 😌 since then I have cleaned dog puke twice and dog poop twice. Dog has barked at imaginary nemesis out the window making napping impossible. Infant is also teething and angry. Send help.

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

A story about my day.3am dog starts hacking and gagging. IN MY BED. Move dog out of bed. Try to help dog by offering water. Dog pukes. Dog puking wakes up infant. I retrieve the infant. Console and feed the infant. Infant goes back to sleep. I fall back asleep at 5am.

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@ksamanthae @JessieDepressy Same Jessie

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@mjb1433 What kinda books do you like and I can try to send you some suggestions 😌

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@wheresroach I support you

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@wheresroach You starting an OF bestie 👀🤣

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@wheresroach Well come back to Harlan and live with me and b and Mildred

[mariah... @mary_iscontrary]

@ksamanthae Thanks bestie it’s a hard job