This is Mary.

I'm edgy in a way that just means I wear black a lot. I like podcasts, D&D, and CRIME.

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

Fun fact: @SamuelLJackson and I are celebrating our birthdays today. We made it not only through another trip round the sun, but through the hellscape that has been 2020. This is no small accomplishment.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Vote like she’s fucking watching.

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

@LPontheleft Guys, its absolutely beautiful. Im so excited and proud of you all. I also cannot believe Im actually holding it in my hands. 🥰 #hailyourselves

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

Imagine if we all ran out of toilet paper. We'd have to start washing our asses.

Wild.

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

I give all the fucks about all the wrong things and honestly, its probably going to kill me.

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

Maybe. 😔 ima keep tryin, tho!

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

I share a birthday with the baddest mother fucker ever.

Happy birthday, @SamuelLJackson!

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

@nailogical i did my first glitter gradient. Its not perfect, but I tried real hard. Also. #holo

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

you're totally allowed to say "I actually don't know enough about that issue to have an opinion"

[My Favorite Murder @MyFavMurder]

YES! A WEET WOO TATTOO! Love this piece on https://t.co/nAKUeYBjEm by artist https://t.co/xiTGPhtlG9

#myfavoritemurder #murderino #ssdgm #mfmtattoo #lookandlisten #weetwoo

[k @heykristyxo]

Think of how many little girls are going to see the new Little Mermaid and see themselves represented on screen. Think of how monumental that is going to be for them. There has been no shortage of white people in movies. Shut the fuck up, sit down and embrace the diversity.

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

Liberal Redneck - Fourth of Julying to Himself
(Excerpt; full video here: https://t.co/hQuHiRyNoQ )

#SaluteToAmerica #HappyFourth

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

@MileyCyrus She is beautiful, strong, important, brave and elegant. Fuck anybody who says otherwise. We are not glorifying unhealthy images, we are glorifying people who until a few years ago have been invisible and misrepresented. We are here. Eat your hearts out. ❤❤

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

Saaaame. I hated being pregnant. It sucked. I do not miss it and Im glad I never have to do it again. This whole "you should be grateful" culture around pregnancy is bullshit.

[Curry_Noodle @Curry_Noodle]

Me: *Complains about the discomfort and exhaustion of this pregnancy*
People: "You're so blessed." "You'll miss this." "You should be thankful!"
😑 Bitch I can feel how I feel. Pregnancy is weird and uncomfortable and I can hate pregnancy while still loving my kids. Fuck off.

[Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus]

Yes I would like to see a woman elected WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

I never believed in spirit animals, and then I started following @pinkrocktopus.

[Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus]

Final blessing, just for Greg, now that he’s been tagged:

Do not bring your pouting, mule-lipped bad faith and Playskool exegesis into my mentions. You will not win.

I AM my father’s daughter. I’m a woman of valor, fearfully and wonderfully made, and I abide no bullshit. 👇🏻

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

@blowupthesky Its a sign. From the gods. Youve made the right decision, my friend.

[This is Mary. @mary_levan]

@Curry_Noodle @iliza Yes, yes, Im drinking for two.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

To the silver spoon classists saying they’re going to “make AOC bartend again”:

You’re in luck! I’ll be bartending in NY-14 this week to promote a national living wage.

So there you have it, ya bunch of milk drinkers🍼😉 Let’s see if my margarita+mocktail game is still on point