Mary

stay golden

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

My two moods are either crying or...

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐧 @andrew_dicky1]

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

Honestly, if anyone wants to plan a wedding for me I am willing to pay you in beer and dad jokes.

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

@joshmichael101 this is still so cool to me. Love you forever, Stickers.

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

@joshmichael101 wrangled a pig today and that’s probably the highlight of my adult life this far

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

Beyond thankful for my people, also, I did the damn thing

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

I took my last final for my degree today and honestly I just want a nap.

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

I’m 21 and the highlight of my spring break is staying home, sitting on the front porch watching traffic, and opening the windows so I could turn the heat off. @joshmichael101 you have made me lame.

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

How do I know Josh loves me?
Easy, he brought hot dogs and condiments to our room because it is almost 1 in the morning, his family is staying at our house while they’re in town from Florida, our house has a motion light, and I wanted a hot dog. That’s how I know Josh loves me.

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

Reading scientific papers at 2am is not how I thought I would spend my early 20’s, but here I am reading scientific papers at 2 am in my early 20’s.

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

@pecos_rooftops been waiting on it for a MINUTE, but the tix are secured!!!! May needs to hurry up!!!

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

Okay, soooooo, when y’all coming to Kentucky?

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

@joshmichael101 See you in two weeks ❤️

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

@joshmichael101 You’re literally not even home 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Yellowstone TV Fans @YellowstoneFans]

Is it a one shot or a two day day is the new bones or no bones day. #YellowstoneTV

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

I’ve never been so proud.

[Joshmichael @joshmichael101]

Cut an onion and didnt cry #bossshit

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

I need to not buy candles every time bath and body has a major sale bc it’s going to break me. On the plus, the house is gonna be smelling soooooo good.

[Cadence 😛 @CP_OD]

Go head and claim that title for yourself, bb

If you paint, you’re a painter.

If you sing, you’re a singer.

If you do/study science, you’re a scientist.

Regardless of what phase you’re in.

Give yourself permission to accept the recognition

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

Drunk driving is not, and it never will be, a flex.

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

Nothing smacks like fresh sheets after a long day.

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

“Can we get a swiffer with headlights?” -@Joshmic69893065

[Mary @mary_monroeee]

Josh was trying to give me a hug, he knocked over my Chinese takeout. We started to clean the rice off the couch, then realized under the couch cushions was dirty, then we realized under the couch is dirty, then we saw the rug was crooked. Now it’s 10:48 and I’m simply reflecting

[Mr. Shorty @DunawayHayden]

Will trade for 100 acres with pond and ranch house.

Don’t lowball me, I know what I’ve got.