mary

loyola university chicago alum

[mary @mary_nowlan]

@wtvrem13 Everyone so mad in the replies like damn sorry I got the score I wanted first try and call it passing 😭😭😭

[mary @mary_nowlan]

@wtvrem13 I love Naperville

[mary @mary_nowlan]

@wtvrem13 MY BAD!!!!

[e @wtvrem13]

‘Saying you want to go to San Antonio is like saying you want to go to Naperville. Nobody ever says that. What the fuck?’

[maha @mahaaaay]

mary looked me dead in the eyes and told me she’s always wanted to go to san antonio, texas. craziest statement i’ve ever heard

[mary @mary_nowlan]

@wtvrem13 I’ve been telling you it’s single sexy summer!!

[mary @mary_nowlan]

@wtvrem13 Me!

[mary @mary_nowlan]

Parrots replaying the white Sox win 🥰🥰 I’m in heaven !

[Cami @tajin_rim]

Chicago, IL

[e @wtvrem13]

A 30 year old just said ‘aura farming’

[e @wtvrem13]

Mom can you come pick me up they’re making me take malort shots

[O_o @cyriion]

men are so boring like just give me money

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

not to be dramatic but having an extra hour of sun a day is really going to save my life

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A Y CHROMOSOME* 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[mae @fckoffmaebe]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be on the right side of politics

[Rambo @chesportsguy]

the male loneliness epidemic is entirely self-inflicted

[mary @mary_nowlan]

I need to remove myself as an authorized user on my credit card

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[eve 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @stayinlavender]

pitch black at 5:30