Mary Guarino

~The higher the bun the closer to heaven~

[Mary Guarino @mary_richio]

Do you think Steven Avery killed the photographer?

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

reminder not to argue politics with family on thanksgiving. your time is much better spent at the kids table. shaping, molding the young minds. tell them 60% of bankruptcies in the US are due to medical bills. make sure they know the west antarctic ice sheet is melting rapidly

[jordan @JordanUhl]

if you do this dance you should be banned from voting for the rest of your life what the fuck is wrong with you

https://t.co/ilPKrdHhgY

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

Senate Republicans really just blocked a background check bill, which 90% of Americans support, while the deadly Santa Clarita school shooting was active.

I don't really have any words other than vote them out.

[𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾 @mjpeicott]

a true cheetah girls fan knows that these are the “cheetah sisters” outfits not the “cinderella” outfits like UGH this could’ve been a 10/10 but you chose the wrong song you uncultured swines!!!!!!!!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

When gently corrected by one of the astronauts about how other women have spacewalked, Donald Trump uses his middle finger to "fix" his hair.

How is this even real life?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

daaaaamn elizabeth

[Mary Guarino @mary_richio]

@dannnishhh Wow

[❥ @XoYose]

I’m out with my baby’s dad and when he gets a call, my daughter passes me this paper and whispers “that’s his phone password, I saw it”.. 😭😭🤣

[Jackson @jstrick_16]

Hold my white claw dancing queen is on

[Florence @wangwilllose]

Me after seeing no one actually raid area 51:

[gaydria 🇵🇸 @realdiarose]

meryl streep: mamma mia

rest of the cast:

[Mary Guarino @mary_richio]

@dannnishhh

[SwagBoyQ @Theswagboyq]

finally a valid reason to have kids