Mary Boyd

she/her

[Michael Charnick @charnick_wx]

Going absolutely nuts now. Red pillars/green naked eye visible just north of Fort Collins CO.
Did not expect this, going to find a better foreground! #aurora #Auroraborealis #cowx

[Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis]

Donner Lake, CA is uhhhhhh not named after Santa's reindeer

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i love when federal agencies do cute holiday shit like the NORAD Santa Tracker. the FBI should put the grinch on the most wanted list

[Him. @JonWas_Here]

Herschel Walker somewhere asking if he’s the blue or the red

[erika @erikaehler]

Why is paddington the one escorting her to heaven I don't get it. Is paddington bear the British grim reaper???

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

It is a GOOD DAY.

[emily (incognito) @feminemi1y]

way too many people don't understand that being six weeks pregnant does not mean you've been pregnant for six weeks

[Street Medic @RndmStreetMedic]

Last night, a younger patient arrived with abdominal pain, chest pain, and shortness of breath. While assessing, the patient began to appear more and more pale with each moment. "I tested + with two at home tested, but I have an IUD." VS=HR 150 BP 80/40

I sounded an alarm.

1/8

[Jimmy Wholebody, MPH @GumbyAnne]

When I worked at Planned Parenthood, I had to open the mail in an airtight room so that if one of the envelopes contained anthrax I'd be the only person to die

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

lot of bones to pick with the british but they were right about how to spell grey

[Stephen Semler @stephensemler]

The amount Elon Musk just paid for Twitter ($44 billion) is nearly equal to Biden’s proposed climate budget ($44.9 billion), in case anyone's wondering how seriously we’re taking the climate crisis

[Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman]

JUST IN: Oklahoma just passed law to kill women before they get pregnant to protect the sanctity of life

[esoteric adams @nenocenturi0n]

alright hear me out: maximum wage

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I think the scariest alien scenario ever would be if they came to earth, didn’t talk to humans, communicated with something in the ocean for a few days and then just left

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Surely there’s an easier way to describe this thing’s size