Mary Cashiola

Monochromatic dresser, Oxford comma enthusiast, wannabe minimalist, and professional morning person with The Daily Memphian. Opinions my own.

[myTDOT @myTDOT]

🎶 IT'S ME (traffic)
🎶 HI
🎶 I'M THE PROBLEM; IT'S ME... 🚗🚗🚗

Heads up, y'all! Expect an increase in event traffic in and around Nashville this weekend.

#KnowBeforeYouGo and check #myTDOT SmartWay for the latest information on our highway system. https://t.co/sGvdJbNKm5

[Action News 5 @WMCActionNews5]

Tillman Ave in Memphis has a new look! 😂 #BigMemphis @memgrizz @Rookiedunker

[The Daily Memphian @DailyMemphian]

Because of the NBA playoff scheduling, R&B star Lizzo’s date with Memphis will get a new one. https://t.co/q7ktrwBwOX

[Charles Etoroma @chvrlesjr]

Never underestimate the power of copy

The copywriter behind Slack’s update jargon deserves a monumental raise

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

Don’t know who to credit for this, but…

[Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney]

Sorry I didn’t respond to your email. I read it at a stoplight taking my kids to school and remembered it 4 months later.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sun Thinking Of Just Collapsing Now And Getting This All Over With https://t.co/KmikCaqjvy

[SeanSeanSeanSeanSean @ballroomscience]

Memphis friends, I wish you all good luck in the MLGW Power Lottery tonight

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Urge Calm In Light Of Unspeakable Evil They Committed https://t.co/QlD4rgppAi

[Embassy of France in the U.S. @franceintheus]

I guess this is us now...

[Olivia Beavers @Olivia_Beavers]

This is being shared around

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

An unbelievable thing that has changed in 30 years is that in 1995, this was supposed to be what 45 year-olds looked like.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

This looks extremely authentic. Thank you.

[Bill Dries DM @bdriesdm]

A big fish story on the riverfront today.

[Bill Dries DM @bdriesdm]

The otter has landed. Repeat. The otter has landed.

[August @augustep11]

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

[Duolingo @duolingo]

this is what I get for trying to make education accessible

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

I love when Daylight Savings ends. There’s nothing quite like watching a beautiful sunset during my lunch break 🥰

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I wear this every Monday. I try to keep things comfortable and low stress.