Mary Devlin

now we don’t have time to unpack all of that

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[kage @sukikage_]

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯

[kira ♡🐞 @kiralovestaylor]

so taylor if you’re wondering, we would be into the idea

[໊ @sonohoor]

sorry i’m late i sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall

[caitlyn @gr8tlyntwt]

my hot take is that parents shouldn’t even be able to opt their kids out of sex ed 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Hello! Elon said yesterday that he would help fix it if people aren't getting HIV and TB support from USAID.

This is great, I'm glad he wants to do fix this because funding for that support has been cut significantly. @elonmusk Please keep us up to date on how that's going.

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

people in their 20s be like "this is my emotional support master’s degree"

[lesbian joan holloway @niicecool]

i’ve said this before but catholic converts were not brought up to internalise one of the core tenets of catholicism which is shame. and that’s why they’re all so fucking annoying

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

"Only very sick kids should die from measles"

No, Secretary Kennedy

NO child should die from measles.

Because there's a vaccine to prevent it.

[america’s sweetheart, ms hope @yeehawhope]

Did you know that it’s culturally insensitive to tell a male person from Boston, MA to “grow up”? This is due to the fact that people from Boston are genetically unable to grow past 5’8”. Follow me for more Boston facts 😊

[Maia @maiamindel]

How it's looking for the US rn:

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

She wouldn't understand this burn, but it's great 💯

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease and its fine

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

hi, pre-k teacher here. no need to worry nancy, it’s in our curriculum to cover all the letters eventually. this week we’re working on S-T-F-U

[FriendlyKozak @KvotheTheArcane]

How it feels to argue with MAGA about almost anything now.