mary clare

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ Yo I only root for Joe Burrow

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

Apple is my biggest opp bc yes I would love to send him that funny picture thank you for the suggestion, but also fuck you for making me look at his name at 7 in the morning

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ @Everyone Wait can I have some

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ @Everyone I should take @everyone ‘s advice and block your number

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ I don’t really do PDA

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ Thx !

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

Sitting at the same bar as your ex’s friends is like being on love island but everything you do is wrong

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

Every day at work feels like teaching toddlers etiquette …. except the toddlers have Medicare

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

“I regret you and what I let slide, I resent you for taking her side” Olivia babe…. have you had cameras on me for the past four years ?

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ Okay buddy

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ I’m not scared of your love. I’m scared of how self-aware you are

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ Do I need a restraining order ?

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ Tom Cruise spent years hanging off of helicopters and falling off of buildings. Maybe try getting a hobby

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ Don’t try to win my over now chumP

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ 👎🏻

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

Phone on dnd. Glass of Cab poured. Lala land rented.

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

Middle of Nowhere is like Kacey Musgraves taking every thought I’ve had in the past 365 days and turning them into the most beautifully crafted album

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ this made me laugh audibly

[mary clare @maryclaremcph]

@Chumbae_ i’d say “no this is ohio”

[mariana @pastapilled]

I'm over him. Aprils fools