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[sweat snap pea @marydashbeth]

in grade primary my best friend and i cried through the terry fox run bc i thought we were all going to get cancer and she thought we had to run across canada

[carly they jepsen @edmonton_eulers]

I hope they’re enjoying heated rivalry

[julia @FOAM1NG]

need to be kissed. or Shot

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Bro last night was an Untitled Document

[Colin @colinarmis]

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

[A @bloodperfume]

I love walking down the street with an ice cream cone cuz I can tell I’m inspiring people

[vivian @blewmarine]

missed out on the universal experience of dating someone evil when i was 19… i was too focused on being insane

[evelyn @portiaspetrat]

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

[bort @tacobort]

I was dropped on my head as a not that long ago

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

The business I stood on was operating at a loss

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked who should go home tonight, and why

[sweat snap pea @marydashbeth]

idk what’s worse: that my 26 year old coworker had to ask chatgpt if cottage cheese only came from abused cows, or that he so readily shared that with others

[໊ @user0000O0]

(flirting) i used to be crazier than this

[sweat snap pea @marydashbeth]

my latest bit is accusing anything expensive to be made of eggs. why is old spice made of eggs. kitchen lightbulbs? eggs. just filled my tank with scramble

[sweat snap pea @marydashbeth]

trying new things, putting myself out there. today i used the baked potato button on my microwave

[sweat snap pea @marydashbeth]

love that she resurrected the gun emoji for this

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Here we go … 😫🔫

[sweat snap pea @marydashbeth]

i live on floor 9 so anytime someone in the elevator presses 6 i assume they’re flirting with me and anytime someone presses 11 i take it as a threat

[sweat snap pea @marydashbeth]

ai could never recreate this. why aren’t you all just learning mediocre photoshop skills

[sweat snap pea @marydashbeth]

this is so beautiful... since the covid-19 quarantine in Nova Scotia, the Halifax Harbour has cleared and the wild Hoppers have returned, here they are swimming freely <33