Murr

To the honeys makin' money playin' fellas like dummies

[Murr @maryehayness]

IF YA MAN DON'T LIKE YA CURVES HE AIN'T A MAN

[Murr @maryehayness]

MaryHayness, Venmo can you help me out🙃🙃

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

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[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Murr @maryehayness]

Austin swipes up tells me how weird I am 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me having a calm moment before I ultimately choose violence:

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

christmas in your 20’s be like

[Jonathan @_jnd33]

2 years ago I had $24 in my account. Today I have $17. I know yall assumed this would be inspirational but no it’s not I’m still broke af 😒

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

We have a Baby Situation 🤰

[Murr @maryehayness]

If you work at the hospital

[μέλισσα(Melissa) @1melisza]

This remains in my head rent free

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

if a snake bites me i’m just going to consider myself dead

[Murr @maryehayness]

@haleysmith2016

[Nate🌟 @guru_varu]

Oh that's your girl? Then why is she in my DMs selling Ray-Bans for $24.99? 😎

[Murr @maryehayness]

@hanelon30 😂😂😂

[Murr @maryehayness]

Why in the actual hell did my Twitter just send everyone a dm 🤮😵

[. @rmfcariana]

bitch you cant hurt my feelings... have you met my mom??? LMFAO