Mary Christmas

in 2010 i met taylor swift at anthropologie and she helped me pick out a Christmas tree farm.

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

You know how a mom can lift a car if her child is in danger? I can sneeze with my eyes open right after putting on mascara.

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

@veryeva Omg

I just looked mine up and it’s “An ancient evil has awoken” 💀👌

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

@Larandang

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

Booooo

[Johnson & Johnson @JNJNews]

It is false to suggest—as some recently have—that our patents are being used to prevent access to SIRTURO® (bedaquiline), our medicine for MDR-TB.

In fact, we have already entered into a collaboration with the Stop TB Partnership’s Global Drug Facility (“GDF”)—the largest procurer of TB medicines—which enables them to invite potential generic suppliers and purchase generic versions of SIRTURO® 100mg. On April 5, during a World Health Organization meeting, the GDF shared its intent to launch a tender for generic versions of SIRTURO® 100mg in the third quarter of 2023: https://t.co/6m49h5g7tn

In addition, we have shipped more than 660,000 courses of SIRTURO® to 159 countries since launch. Our patents made this possible, enabling us to assist countries to scale-up their use of our medicine responsibly and sustainably and invest in multiple, critical, anti-TB efforts. For instance, in the face of rising drug resistance, we support stewardship efforts that ensure MDR-TB patients can benefit from our medicine today and in the future.

Unfortunately, the most significant barrier to treatment access for patients today is the fact that millions of patients with TB go undiagnosed every year. This is a challenge that we have invested significant resources to overcome and must all get behind if we are to achieve the global goal of ending TB.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

Abortion bans not killing women fast enough.

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

Fourteen years on this hell site. Here’s to hoping [redacted] runs it into the ground before my fifteenth anniversary 😌

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

@leahhendrickson 😪

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

@seebeeze

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

@seebeeze They also aren’t legally required to protect you!!! Life’s so fun!

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

@cristinavanko I have a horrible feeling that the form was created manipulating a lowercase h and that’s why it is the way that it is and nothing more.

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

@seebeeze Eating Arizona egg rolls with Pinot Grigio on a patio 6 minutes from my home 🥲 May I one day again know that much happiness

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

@Larandang I can only assume you mean this

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

@faviator Omg hi

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

@faviator Wow. I’m so sorry! That’s just awful! 💔

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

@faviator Omg i forgot that but I remember now! 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[Mary Christmas @marygruben]

My Greatest Twitter Hits:

3. The @Grubhub twitter admin openly flirting with me in 2015

2. Becoming friends with @faviator

3. A dude i met one time sliding into my twitter DMs and later marrying me.

[scream inside your heart @jarkrenshaw]

Everyone saying that ppl are going to be embarrassed tomorrow when this site is still here WRONG!!

The point of this site is to never experience embarrassment of any kind.