Mary-Hampton

i was funnier before the antidepressants

[A @jayhops]

I don’t care what the twitter town criers say. This album passed the first listen, second listen and car test with flying colors.

[Chris Swiftie™ ☁️ @HuffleBoy]

Just want to be a Showgirl today but also must remain employed

[regina george @meanlore]

that prenup is about to be longer than any book travis kelce has ever read

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

i wake up ready to REPORT LIVE

[Aly⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @aly_saby]

Me to my friends and family the last 48 hours:

[august @winestainedtay]

being an eldest daughter looking at a track five by taylor swift titled eldest daughter

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Jason Kelce is the Barbara Walters of our generation

[Redꕤ⋆.˚ ⸆⸉ @rahafver]

get in the car it’s august

[al bedazzle @_YOUNGBABY_]

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set

[adam mcintyre @theadammcintyre]

welcome back ozzy osbourne

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

I learned yesterday that different emoji heart colors can mean different things and promptly discarded that bit of information because I am old and decide emoji heart colors on vibes alone.

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Clarity by Zedd

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i can never watch love island. religiously watching america’s next top model in childhood killed too many brain cells already. i don’t have more to spare

[the gamette @CDIGODDESS]

being a woman (the gender) is awesome

being a woman (the political class) is less so

[🥐 @gatoliminal]

teams message just got 5 haha reacts

[Mary-Hampton @maryhampton33]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

National holiday tbh and I'm going down with the ship

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when they make hate island somebody link me