Mary

I forget what I was gonna say

[Mary @maryholla]

Classic Rach

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

2020 we are tired sis!!!! TIRED!! T I R E D

[Mary @maryholla]

I can’t believe how much uber drivers want to talk????????

[Maggie Schmitt @Magkathleen]

@chrissyteigen please unblock Mary (@maryholla) she is ur biggest fan and very nice! She even liked ur insta first once, see!

[Mary @maryholla]

I found it! Look at that vintage insta feed lol can someone get this to her? @johnlegend ? @Pepperthai2 ?! @jenatkinhair ?!? I can’t @ her since blocked ugh

[Mary @maryholla]

If we could all just come together and get Chrissy to unblock me from twitter for my 28th birthday it’d mean a lot. It’s been 5 years. I’ve grown up Chrissy I swear! I didn’t mean it! I’m your biggest fan! I have proof I even liked your pic first once I just have to find it

[james tom @jestom]

angels are real 😭

[Mary @maryholla]

It’s crazy how you can just be a 27 year old woman that doesn’t work out for one (1) week and u gain 52 lbs

[Mary @maryholla]

Wow can’t believe Kevin from Backstreet Boys is already 82 y/o

[Mary @maryholla]

@aaRonGarsha Did you know they’re all the same pep just at diff stages of ripeness 🤯

[Mary @maryholla]

Are ppl still out here not wearing seatbelts???? Wyd????

[Mary @maryholla]

I’m so happy for all the dads #LGB

[Mary @maryholla]

I want to be known for how much I love dogs. I love dogs so much. I can’t wait to have a dog. (It will never be better than George but it will be loved just as much). I love Georgey baby and I love dogs. Lmk if u have questions

[Mary @maryholla]

Maggie is so good at Twitter

[Maggie Schmitt @Magkathleen]

Also I just wanna document that if I could be the best at anything it’d be a backup dancer #bestsecondplace

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

you’re alive at the same time as Beyoncé and you better not fuckin disappoint Her

[Mary @maryholla]

Airports are large DMVs

[Mary @maryholla]

@dizziehakes @KimKardashian @fleissmeister I was wondering the same!

[Mary @maryholla]

Need a hair product that fixes half oily half dry hair that needs volume but has too much frizz and also air dries it for me any solutions @jenatkinhair @theouai ??? Thx!

[Mary @maryholla]

I would like my career to be running errands for myself