Mary Steiner

my activity on this app is completely based on my mental health status ❁ ❁ she/her

[Mary Steiner @maryjsteiner]

Once I can finally differentiate being hungry vs being bored-hungry, it’s over for you hoes

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

I finally found the Windows xp background

[E! News @enews]

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? It’s Pedro Pascal at the #MetGala. 😍

[Mary Steiner @maryjsteiner]

@Matty_BoBatty this comment wins 😂👏🏼👏🏼

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult…

[Hala @hala_thehustler]

OMGGGG🥹🤍

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

story of my life

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha.

[Mary Steiner @maryjsteiner]

@suhmia_ sounds like a vibe i wanna see your cart

[Yung Chente🌩️🇲🇽 @yungchente97]

need

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

y’all remember in first grade when we were just chillin in class then somebody threw up outta nowhere

[Renée Agatep @GoingByRenee]

4yo: Mom found this house and no one was home there, so we just went in.

Him: You... just went in?

4yo: Yeah. Just looked around at their stuff.

(A museum. I took them to a museum.)

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“No use crying over spilled milk” I’ll cry anytime for any reason