Mary

•Arizona State University•

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

When you call a woman “a lot” there’s a strong chance you may just be a little

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The petition to remake the last season of #GameofThrones has hit 1 million signatures, and I think everyone who signed it should be required to make a donation to the ACLU. If you’re that mad about a TV show, you need to get your priorities together.

[aly @alytomaz]

"if you oppose birth control, don't use it. if you don't like abortion, don't have one. if you don't want to marry someone of the same sex, don't.

but, you have no right to tell others how to live, learn or love."
#AbortionIsAWomansRight

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

To the 35,000 people taking time out of their days to write HBO to tell them to reshoot Game of Thrones u don’t like the arc of the lady riding a dragon, how about you use some of that energy to write officials to tell them to stop forcing women to have a rapists’ baby

[Mary @marykalinowski7]

I want to say I eat zucchini noodles instead of pasta now because I go to CrossFit and I’m trying to be healthy, but it’s really because I want to drink more beer.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

We are stronger than this president’s hatred and Islamophobia. Do not let him drive us apart or make us afraid.

[James McAndrew @James__McAndrew]

Can y’all care this much about climate change

[Mary @marykalinowski7]

@jonasbrothers announce they’re getting back together on the same day @GameOfThrones announces the start date of the new season and it’s too much excitement for me to take in one day

[Mary @marykalinowski7]

@katiegang_ 😜

[Mary @marykalinowski7]

@katiegang_ Only time Marisa has been smarter than you.

[Mary @marykalinowski7]

@katiegang_ This could be very damaging to my social life.

[Mary @marykalinowski7]

@DonnieWalterIII No such thing as too many unicorns

[Mary @marykalinowski7]

@katiegang_ Damn right we are.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

WHAT.
AN.
ENDING!

#BringItHome

[Mary @marykalinowski7]

Somebody told me today they think it's weird my family says "I love you, bye" even if we are going to see each other in 5 minutes. Like why is it weird to make sure the people you love know it every chance you get?

[Mary @marykalinowski7]

All they need to do now is bring @casekeenum back

[NFL @NFL]

.@Vikings fire OC John DeFilippo: https://t.co/HknQHLU5lG (via @RapSheet)

[Paul Allen @PAOnTheMic]

This is brilliantly done. Nice job, Nick.