marty

only four awards away from an EGOT ✨fowk✨ rachel rted 7-27-17

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

rest in peace, rob reiner 💔

[♰ @reeceollld]

this would’ve did numbers on tumblr

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

i'm assembling a team

[marty @marykat14]

honey the adhd was right there

[marty @marykat14]

I love the container store too much to be as disorganized as I am

[marty @marykat14]

Me scrolling through my old tweets in 2025 and seeing this:

[marty @marykat14]

Me scrolling through the tweets I’ve retweeted and giggling at my own sense of humor:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“They’re bad”

Kirk Herbstreit got caught on the hot mic!

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

swifties in the workplace

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fridge cigarette goes so hard

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

it’s so hot out it’s got me saying “hoo boy”

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

(On the verge of total collapse) Perhaps Hinge will make me feel better :)

[mau @rllydu]

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??