Mary Finnegan

you couldn’t handle my undivided attention.

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

Forever Mood

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

@NJTRANSIT Just got on a train and there are pamphlets about new schedule changes starting June 8th but nothing on
The website or app regarding this. Are there going to be new schedules for this summer?

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

@NJTRANSIT Will the enhanced peak period service on existing NY bus routes begin tomorrow 5/16? Or will this also begin on 5/19?

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

@irRASHionAL Me watching every scene with Ariana and *Rachel*

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

@yllekalyak please adopt me

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

@ysmit007 I saw this on my timeline and just knew you had something to do with it before i even saw who tweeted it

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

These fuckers.

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

Eating at chipotle and the music keeps cutting off every 30-40 seconds and i am convinced the employees are back there playing musical chairs.

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

@thedalymegnews Wait i love them so much too tho. Am i… am i a dad?

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

Something that shouldn’t be embarrassing but is: when the wind pushes your umbrella inside out

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

as we prepare for my dads wake tomorrow, i can’t help but retweet this old video of him packing coolers for a wake. you bet your ass we are packing coolers for tomorrow. Miss you so much, daddy.

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

Throwback to the time my dad was as dad as it gets and packed coolers... for a FUNERAL. (Ps. - note the “in the old days” reference at the end) classic

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

“Oh no, it’s Monday.” - my mom, on a Thursday

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

Me: i think I’m handling my depression well
Adele:

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

The man walking in front of me on the stairs in Penn was swinging his arms so aggressively he just fully punched me in the chest. I just got absolutely clocked and it’s not even 9 am. I love New York.

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

@thedalymegnews I see your problematic taste and raise you the fact that this is true for me too except about Roman

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

This morning I put my scrub pants on inside out and actually considered leaving them like that for a minute because “well, they’re already on.” Happy Monday, guys.

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

@fancygirl3352 Omg still my favorite going away gift of all time 😂😭 i miss you!!

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

Just cut my lip open eating chips. Stay safe out there everybody

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

@mowebb87 Facts

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

Whenever i get a caprese salad it’s really just me admitting to myself that i wanna eat globs of mozzarella cheese for lunch

[Mary Finnegan @marykate617]

One time when i was high eating Easy Mac i dropped a noodle and it landed like this and i cannot believe i never shared this on any platform before wow