Mary Kate Moore

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

@thekylejobrien Haaaaa i love you

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

@JenaFriedman Karrie Locher’s breastfeeding course (virtual, affordable) was a lifesaver! And nipple shields were key for the first few months.

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

@erinhassettt Checks out

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

@AnikaChapin We’re thinking Midsommar sacrifice…

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

@erinhassettt YOUR TEXTS. GIVING ME MUCH STRESS

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

I really should start writing music “Felix the Super Pooper” would be an amazing theme song.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

no but please, that’s my emotional support full can of seltzer I take two sips of before I go to bed

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

Parenthood makes me feel like a weird Bond villain obsessed with poop and boogers. “I’ll get those poopies if it’s the last thing I do!”

[Lilith Magazine @LilithMagazine]

Just your little reminder that abortion bans violate Jewish women and families' religious freedom.

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

@AnikaChapin Omg

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

@AnikaChapin Oh, well yes and no- we didn’t do like a formal announcement, but due in May!!!

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

@AnikaChapin My personal favorite: controlled fall onto couch/bed/vehicle

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

“Sweet baby Jesus and the grown one too - my desks have been desked” @thesherylralph gives a masterclass in acting with every single line

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

What just happened

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

@legalbear123 ELOPE!

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

@AnikaChapin I feel this.

[Mary Kate Moore @marykate_moore]

Not really looking forward to going back to the office. I’ll really miss the freedom of leaving a meeting and bursting into tears immediately.

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

The gilded age is euphoria for people with acid reflux

[Elias Rodriques @rodriquese]

My students made a Bingo of my class. Did not realize I talked about the chalk and radiator so much.