Mary Kate

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

Deepti is walking proof that you can be the sweetest peach in the world, but not everybody likes peaches 🍑

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

Alan Jackson type of workout day 💪🏻 #Chattahoochee #LegDay 🍑

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

Whenever I feel sad and want to cry I put on mascara because bad bitches don’t ruin pretty lashes 💅🏻💁🏻‍♀️

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

Thanksgiving is the best. You just get that warm and fuzzies feeling with a good meal and family 🥰🥰🥰

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

Having a day completely to yourself is the best. Your schedule. Your time. Doing what you want to do #TheBestDay

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

Watching The Comedy Lineup and I haven’t laughed this much before bed ever.

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

Same

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males.

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

Free like a 🦅

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

Soups and cool weather 👌🏻🥰

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

I have no control when it comes to Cliff bars 😍

[Cut4 @Cut4]

the new season of "Wipeout" looks great

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

I’m getting all these ads saying “single moms needed!” No social media, I’m not a single mom, I just 28 and when My friends and I are drunk I’m thee mom 😂

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

@caleb_spence3 I can’t do as much as I used to! That’s for sure! Pontiac sounds amaZing as always!

[Mary Kate @marykateschultz]

@Jeneral_Adman @TooManyZooz The were just in Austin! Sooooo good!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The moon's got a sweet gig.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

OBI-WAN: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
VADER: What will you be able to do?
OBI-WAN: I’ll glow kinda blue.
VADER: A nice blue?
OBI-WAN: Yeah it’s a pretty blue.