mary kay

my anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic she/her/hers

[Claire @FinalMothGirl]

In my heart I want to be cuddled all night, but in my brain I know that I am a sweaty autistic woman who runs warm.

[ember loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

BDSM (Bread Dipped in Soup Mmmm)

[30 degrees @30degreez]

#freeluigi

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“listen to your body” my body wants ice cream all the fucking time

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Me after two domestic light beers:

[montsi @primmadonnagurl]

afirmaciones diarias:
- mi rodilla esta bien
- no me duele la rodilla
- soy una mujer joven con rodillas sanas
- mi dolor de rodilla es mental
- no se me va a salir la rodilla

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

The Odyssey (2026)

[m @msnetik]

I’M IN THE CORNER
WATCHING YOU KISS HER

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

You are allowed to have ice cream 5 times a week during the months of July and August and it's actually good for your health according to science

[mary kay @marykayblige]

They had to proof-read their letter many times before sending. Looks like that isn’t a requirement in the mayor’s office. Do better next time. This is an embarrassment. @ChicagosMayor

[mary kay @marykayblige]

Every year my sister’s 7th grade social studies students write a letter to a politician of their choice during their unit on the 1st amendment. Many chose to write to @MayorBransonJohnson this year. @ChicagosMayor

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

The man loved head

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[Adam @_dams0n]

I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is more pasta salad

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

junie b. jonesin for a cigarette

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)