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nug

[m a r y @marykruane]

Create a Country Tier List https://t.co/2kP8mji50N #TierMaker via @TierMaker

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“Yes,” said Frog, reaching for a cookie, “we need willpower.”

“What is willpower?” asked Toad.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

[m a r y @marykruane]

dyed my hair too much and now i take it all back

[m a r y @marykruane]

i dyed my hair https://t.co/gdZ950Nuiv

[Maggie Rooain @maggierooain]

The United States will never function as efficiently as the Chick-fil-a drive thru. And I stand by that.

[m a r y @marykruane]

in my life-the beatles // cover

please rt & subscribe
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[m a r y @marykruane]

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[m a r y @marykruane]

i had an amazing opportunity to sing a cover of “in my life” for this podcast...please listen, share and enjoy!!

(i sing around 1:33:00)

https://t.co/oMxAeUaROp

[James @CaucasianJames]

how am i supposed to explain to my children that i can’t help them with their math homework. how am i supposed to look at them dead in the eye and tell them i’m not capable of doing long division

[EMMY @emmymhartman]

The first time I ever felt anxiety is when I watched this episode of spongebob

[James @CaucasianJames]

how would i describe myself in 2 words? motel pool

[m a r y @marykruane]

i spilled freakin marinara sauce on my checkered vans what is this

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

whatever, i love you

[James @CaucasianJames]

buy ur dad a pair of nikes and he’ll wear them for a day. buy ur dad a pair of new balances and he’ll wear them for life

[heroabstract @heroabstract]

Tied at the half #chiberia #PolarVortex