Mary McDonough

Wartburg College

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"you’re soooo funnyyy"

thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Results are in

[Caroline Pierce @CarolinePierce8]

No dance experience, no TikToks, no gymnastics… THIS MAN WORKS AT A ZOO #DWTS

[georgie @georgsoup]

bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Cyclone Gavin @cyclone_gav]

iowa state is LITERALLY iowas father

[Riki @biconicwomann]

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys

[Taurine Wizard🇻🇪🫈 @Lacrimae_Mundi]

OK, so now we know how an elephant would wear pants.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

just incase it falls off the wall it will land on its feet 💯

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I just burst out laughing like basketball really is just a day job to him

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you cant do that anymore

[:･ @jounilx]

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

[danlet @evildanevil]

Cant lead a shrimp to fried rice

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

Translation:
He has eaten our dogs
#chicagopope

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Pope Leo is going to dye Trevi Fountain green for St. Patrick's Day.

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

the first pope to have saved big money at menards