Not me...
'babe, you can have: those 70s aviator glasses; your big, white, creeper van with the 'ski fast, eat ass's bumper sticker; AND your community involvement hosting a weekly youth DND session.....
BUT YOU HAVE TO PICK TWO!'
@cyninge What an absolutely heinous circumstance, he's lucky to alive! The forethought to stamp out a landing area AND slow down and catch his breath.... Jebus