Mary Morandini

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

@DanSummers12 no I was just angry at false advertising. But you should return to doggos and woofers

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

.@nerdist just said next week is an "extra long 90 minute" mid-season finale of #thewalkingdead but the last two episodes were 90min?

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

@BlondieeWood @DJPaulyD @harrahsresort I think we're ready for round 2 🙌🏻🎉🍻

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

That's my wife. #goyankees ⚾️❤️ @ Yankee Stadium https://t.co/4arKXkA58T

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

People often ask "Are you for real with that ass?" Newsflash: I am indeed for real.

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

Yankee pinstripes, awesome. Very slimming but awesome.

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

Omgomgomgomg

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

#donttakeweed @lookitsemmaP @robdelaney

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

Preparing our #buttstars for Sunday @lookitsemmaP @robdelaney

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

“@robdelaney: #NYC • I have 6 shows this week. Tkts: http://t.co/ribyRIdKNL ⚓️” @lookitsemmaP don't poop yourself from excitement #sports

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I pooped at Best Buy, Taco Bell & Home Depot today. So don't talk to me about this Triple Crown nonsense.

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

New York City really is going to be so awesome once they finish building it. #soclose

[Matthew Chance @mchancecnn]

Just back from search flight for #MH370. We didn't find it.

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

“@robdelaney: .@BarackOBama Tell me how to see a women's boobs and I will tell you where the plane is ,”@lookitsemmaP

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

@DanSummers12 thank god

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

My ass is extraordinarily powerful. I’d be insane not to be proud of it.

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

"Angel is airborne." #JFK #50years

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

@lookitsemmaP This show has everything: germfs, king sized lesbians, sneezing, bear traps, steam, and a Muslim Elvis impersonator.

[Mary Morandini @MaryMorandini]

@Erinannfinley #defiantly