Mary

My secret little place to post random thoughts and confessions and memes. Does this banner make my bumper look big? Insubordinate and churlish.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

Hote take: thinly sliced American cheese (or yellow cheese) from your local deli is leagues tastier than Kraft. Melts like a dream.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

And yet...an infrared sauna doesn't do it.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

I am not built for extreme heat and humidity. I turn into the sweatiest mess ever. Was at a picnic yesterday and helping set up soaked my hair in five minutes. Mascara gone even faster.

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@CrashOutJay24 @swantail Talk to a therapist.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

@CrashOutJay24 @swantail Nope. Its men who like little girls.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

@CrashOutJay24 @swantail Because little girls don't have bush. That's why some men hate it. They are pedos.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

Margot's Got Money Troubles is as much of a comedy as the Bear.

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@oelma__ Genuinely touched by how wholesome some of these responses are.

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@omgsidewalks Being good at math. If you think about it, everything in life is informed by math.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

@anymanfitness The second pic is a gift itself.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

@Will_Goodwin77 @anymanfitness I loved the Olean Pringles!

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@omgsidewalks As a white person I am struggling to think of a single unique thing about white people. Best I got: the SPF in sunscreen now goes up to a million, presumably because of white people.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

@omgsidewalks Data center freaks never ever cared about the environment.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

I am not built for extreme heat and humidity. I turn into the sweatiest mess ever. Was at a picnic yesterday and helping set up soaked my hair in five minutes. Mascara gone even faster.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

This slaps.

[goma @soigomaa]

According to psychology, if you always feel like people don't really like you, it's probably not because they don't. It's because you subconsciously filter out
the evidence that they do. It's called social hyper-vigilance. Usually, it comes from being bullied, never fully fitting in or
growing up in constant Criticism. Your brain learned to look for rejection before
connection.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

@MadOldMoai Not okay.

[Mary @MaryPassatt]

@missworld84 It is true and good for you for still growing.