mary ✨

hi how are ya

[mary ✨ @marypgorman]

@DeclanWildes Nacho for prez

[neish ♡ @444neish]

middle school me would think i’m so hot and that’s all that matters

[mary ✨ @marypgorman]

TRAMBOPALINE

[Garda Info @gardainfo]

As storm Barra continues to affect the country we would ask the public to ensure that all Garden / Patio furniture and trampolines are secured. These objects, if unsecured can cause serious risk to the public and traffic.

#StormBarra #StaySafe

[mary ✨ @marypgorman]

So everyone’s employers are meteorologists now?? #StormBarra

[Siobhán McSweeney @siobhni]

Hello old friend.

[Kieran White @KieranWhite12]

You've heard of elf on a shelf, get ready for...

[Liam @Govey24]

Elton John describing this feeling inside:

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

I started losing my eyebrow hairs pretty rapidly this year so I went to a dermatologist to get a diagnosis — when he said I have alopecia I told him I was shocked. He said “you don’t look surprised.” I was like “I know because I don’t have eyebrows.”

[mary ✨ @marypgorman]

@comeatmefro I’ll do you one better, leaving a voicemail and the person calling you back in the middle of recording said voicemail

[mary ✨ @marypgorman]

@elartotweets Girl same

[mary ✨ @marypgorman]

why she kinda look like Simon tho

[JoeTaxTrader @Josephwalker_28]

My sister saved 3 squirrels from the hurricane and named them Alvin Simon and Theodore 😭

[mary ✨ @marypgorman]

No but this tweet did

[trash jones @jzux]

did it hurt? when you graduated with a BA in english?

[Cathal O’Sullivan @mista_osullivan]

Had an encounter w/ a homophobic customer today, thread:

Working on tills, a good looking girl was first, followed by a teenage boy who was a bit feminine, and third was a man who was around 30.

I served both the girl and boy. The man approached the till & leaned forward 1/3

[mary ✨ @marypgorman]

@DeclanWildes Also me xox

[jack rem @jackremmington]

If you know you know hahahah

[mary ✨ @marypgorman]

🎶Move ya body mic..

[Tom Lyons @TomLyonsBiz]

Serve the food. Pay the crazy rents for poor accommodation. Forget about owning your own home. Wait at the back. Young people really are an afterthought.

[mary ✨ @marypgorman]

I’m getting my vaccine tomorrow… hook it to my veins I’m ready 💉💉

[mary ✨ @marypgorman]

@racheleustace Oh to have the luxury of buying without looking at the price hahaha