May Rae

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

Me on Saturdays after deep cleaning everywhere and having a good shower:

[Eric @EricAgain_]

when you are having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 5-7pm

[Brando 🐞 @homesickbrando]

Noah Kahan dropping The Great Divide

[Anubis @eduantao]

Quando estou lendo um bom tweet e meu feed se atualiza sem querer

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

how i greet my dog when i get home

[Barrett Adair @barrettadair]

americans: we cannot afford healthcare, housing, or groceries

trump:

[miu @yours__xo]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war

[cristilmethod @cristilmethod]

...Ask your doctor today if being an MSU fan is for you. [small print] side effects include heartburn, nausea, brief moments of joy, anxi...

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Disagreeing doesn’t justify violence. At the end of the day, Charlie Kirk is a husband, a father, a human. No one deserves this.

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[cants @cantseyy]

When you order a pillow on temu

[Olivia Messer @OliviaMesser]

this is one of those horrifyingly clear moments in history when you immediately know everything has changed but you can’t see how yet

[JP @jpbrammer]

this is going to ruin the tour

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[William Quintana @WillQuintanaNW]

Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight

[Big Daddii Dosido @GreatestAt_it]

*Checks emails*

Nelnet: Your student loan—

Me: Girl…