Meesha

also known as new girl & meeshka

[Meesha @marysha_abel]

if you do not hit the dfloor when shania comes on, idc who you are, I honestly will have 0 interest in you.

[trash jones @jzux]

sick days are cool but employers should also offer “sleepy days”

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her. oh nooo i’m tooo comfy!! shut up

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Trying to get the attention of the people shooting the free tee shirts at halftime

[Gowans @tootsdeville]

All of Jake Gyllenhaal's friends tomorrow hearing 10 whole minutes of All Too Well

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Changing name to Meat

[ash🥂 @ashley_finch5]

💤

[Shayla Rae Stewart @Shayla_oxo]

SOUP SEASON

[eryn @eryn_stew]

You know what I didn’t miss?? Concert story snaps

[Jobo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Juba_Jobo]

Fruit flies are the real pandemic

[trash jones @jzux]

adulthood is wild because one day you get a little sleepy and then you stay that way for the rest of your life

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Work from home Zoom calls.

[space gays coast to coast 🦖 @whoratiomccoy]

i find it very telling that i haven’t seen one single tweet acknowledging jeremy pope’s all cotton met outfit, which provides easily the most scathing and apt depiction of “american fashion” that was seen on the carpet.

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

You should be able to filter out the 1 star Yelp reviews that are like “my SERVER refused to accommodate my 13 person party at 8pm despite the fact that I CALLED AHEAD and TOLD them I was a NIGHTMARE”

[Grant Johnson @GrantTheJohnson]

Summer flew by, I can't believe it's already lockdown season again