Mary Henkin

Media and Comms. SU Newhouse Alum. Exercise Imagination. Tweets are personal.

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Men of Hinge - it’s been nice watching you age over the years. I feel like we know each other.

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Something that I think might explain a lot about my personality is that when I was a teenager, when my sister fell asleep, I would go in the closet and listen to dashboard confessional turned down really low so I wouldn’t wake her up.

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You know what doesn’t help people in a cult? Yelling at them that they’re in a cult.

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I’m sorry, does Harry Styles have on makeup to fake wrinkle lines THAT I HAVE?

[PAT - H, you've got my devotion @BelgiumPat]

@Spotify @Harry_Styles YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we live in Harry's world

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“Why didn’t I stop eating when I was full?” A memoir.

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@LoganGilesWx Let us know if he shows up!

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How dare you do this to me @taylorswift13 https://t.co/9PalYSz6tV

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Am I sad or am I just listening to Taylor Swift?

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aka, read what i do all day.

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@verge @elonmusk what is your opinion on this?

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That was so fun when we all wore sweatpants for a year.

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I understand that the person blasting music outside my window is going through a lot judging by the playlist but if they don’t turn that down…

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List of gifts my niece wants for her 3rd birthday: legos, toy vacuum (she was specific), cardboard box

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@washingtonian Someone needs to fact-check this report.

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A new report has named DC the best city for dating, reconfirming just how bad I am at dating.

[Washingtonian 🌸 @washingtonian]

A new report has crowned DC the best city for dating. 

Yes, you read that correctly.

https://t.co/bR1gUJg5eF

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Listening to stand up while I search for my missing wallet so I can laugh about it.

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@jackharlow and @machinegunkelly, calling it.

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@_ilikeyourface Covid version: I sit on my couch at night and am too lazy to move to my bed

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Bo Burnham’s Inside is like if Charlie Kaufman wrote a comedy special.

(I mean this in a positive way)