mary

longarm quilter, nontraditional student. Disney movies make me emotional.

[mary @maryspurlock]

I got to hug my dad last night.

To my recollection, I hadn’t had a dream about him in some time - not since before he passed almost eight years ago.

It was a good dream

[mary @maryspurlock]

@andynewmanlac @AliceInUtah Love this for you and your family! It changed May 6th, 2019. I found out about it about a week before my wedding on June 8th, by which point I was so ready to be done with planning I didn’t take advantage of it. I wish I had.

[mary @maryspurlock]

machine embroidery is pretty rad because it allows me to be passively creative (which is great for those times that I have no energy.. so, always). I push the start button and an hour later I have a little baby nativity 🥰 tis the season, folks

[mary @maryspurlock]

@buggus96 💔 so incredibly sorry, Haeley

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@poetickate THE BLESSING OMG 💀 truly have never felt more secondhand embarrassment for someone in my life

[mary @maryspurlock]

@HIExpress DM sent. Thank you.

[mary @maryspurlock]

@HIExpress gave away my hotel room in Chicago while I was on my flight, despite having PREPAID for it?????? I am ✨displeased✨
It’s 1:30 in the morning and the closest family I have is two hours away. Shame on you.

[mary @maryspurlock]

Was at a cosmetics store today and a woman asked if I needed anything.
“No thanks, I’m just unwinding after work.”
“Well on days like today where you’re working and you don’t want to wear makeup, I have the perfect tinted moisturizer!”

I *was* wearing makeup, lmao. roasted. :’)

[mary @maryspurlock]

make sure to take it with food lest you get ✨duodenal ulcers✨ask me how I know!!

[Ben Manripeem @BradleyOnishi]

By time you’re 40 you should have home Ibuprofen, car Ibuprofen, and work Ibuprofen.

[mary @maryspurlock]

@LindaBlount1 @thorpelara @voldemorgoret Crocs Brooklyn wedges are actually super cute; supposedly they feel v similar if not identical to the clogs!

[mary @maryspurlock]

@Imogene_Moon13 😳 yikes

[Mom In Utah but not Of Utah @_EDDY_29]

RT if you’ve ever been in a Real Live school lockdown. (Even if it turned out to be a false alarm in the end.)

[mary @maryspurlock]

@rachelsteenblik Jackets of all styles & weights (which is ironic because I live in the desert in Arizona) and bags!! Zipper pouches, back packs, purses, etc. I want allllll of them

[mary @maryspurlock]

A friend on FB is asking what to put on suspected 3rd degree burns and the number of people telling her to use lavender oil (!!!!) is… alarming. No bb you need to go to the ER

[mary @maryspurlock]

@itsmadamin Okay cute!! Binding is one of my least favorite parts of quilting - yours turned out so well!

[mary @maryspurlock]

@aliahdomino

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@junieb1979 @hmdoppelganger “For the electrolytes”

[mary @maryspurlock]

@hmdoppelganger ended up passing out one day because I was starving and my “coach” was like “oh that happened to another one of my girls! Let’s all get on a zoom call and talk about it!” Like ??????? no thank you?? 2/2

[mary @maryspurlock]

@hmdoppelganger I did when I was 21 - I paid a stupid amount of money to essentially starve myself. They start you out at five “snacks” plus one hot meal for a total of 800 to 1200 calories per day. I felt like death and was told to just chug pickle juice. I was working myself to death and 1/2

[mary @maryspurlock]

I love being back in arizona, but my h*ck, what is wrong with mesa drivers today 🥲