Mary Ryu

head of seo @apple services / german shepherd mom 🐺/ all the dark thoughts masked by my IRL charm & sunny disposition live here / opinions my own / it’s a joke

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

Ok but Pete Wentz is giving North West #whenwewereyoung #wwwy24

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

Why is it always “you don’t need that,” and not “that looks fire Pookie, here’s my card….?”

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

Ramy Youssef. Mark Ruffalo. I stan. #GoldenGlobes2024

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

Cleaning to avoid judgment from my housekeeper. It shouldn’t be like this, but it is.

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

asked a gen z if I’m supposed to use X or threads and was told “neither.” #humbled

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

Me to my direct reports: Don't do it for me, do it for my dog.

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

@mehulkar Wait-- websites are providing actual, useful information?

[NorCor @DJ_correa]

At the end of Kindergarten Cop, why does John Kimbell’s partner come into his hospital room and kiss him? Then her fiance comes in and they tell him about the wedding?

[Sarah @ksarahsarah17]

Ey?! In Kindergarten Cop, why do Phoebe and Kimble kiss in the hospital at the end?! And why have I never noticed it before! 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

@ksarahsarah17 Ok, I just watched this movie for the first time and I need to understand this, too. I can’t even appreciate the movie otherwise without knowing why they kiss.

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

@mehulkar Tell ‘em Mehul

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

@PMoomey I logged on Twitter to see if it’s true that JB followed SG over the weekend.

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

@PMoomey I logged on Twitter to see if it’s true that JB followed SG over the weekend.

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

Sorry I can’t come into work I’m too deep in the Selena Hailey drama

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

@PMoomey Yessss I seent them all, Im way too deep in this shit. Send help.

[Karina Longworth @KarinaLongworth]

Dinosaur Jr. sold a song to a Dakota Johnson Gucci commercial and I don’t know why every one I follow on social media is not talking about it?

[Jessica Naziri | Tech Content Creator + Host @jessicanaziri]

Big day for people who circle back

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

@TheHuxLee I'm looking for like a kevin-mccarthy-for-dummies article but I keep getting high brow political content....

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

@TheHuxLee +1

[Mary Ryu @marysryu]

I miss prelon Twitter