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[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

today while walking home I got swept away by what I thought was shallow rain runoff. turns out it was actually a coursing river. #turnarounddontdrown ppl

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

remember that what you take for granted, someone else is fighting for.

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twitter me this: if you get scared to death twice....what happens?

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i’m back & i’m blonde
TWITTER WE READY

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

oh ya know, just walking on campus when a squirrel jumps out of a trash can and latches onto me. just a casual wednesday. 🐿

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

so the coach asks my brother "what name do you want on the back of your football jersey?" my brother replies "savage"

excuse me wut...

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snoop is coming to austin. SOMEONE PINCH ME IM DREAMING ! who's down to drop it like its hot @ the concert with me ?

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also...sitting next to a gal who straight up has whooping cough. public transportation man. saving the environment but spreading ebola sos

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

literally just spent 5 minutes looking for my seatbelt...on a bus. cool.

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who wants some snail mail ?? favorite if you doooo 🐌💌 favorite if you dooonnn'tt

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

happy birthday to the self proclaimed pope. may your day be holy af....while also being full of 🍕 and 🐓 fil a. xx

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

PSA: life as we know it is over. rip bruiser woods. rip. currently doing the bend and snap in your honor little pal

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

student: it's a hand cramp
professor: convenient place for a hand to cramp since it looks like you're flicking me off

just a casual tuesday

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

lol someone come pick me up off the floor because i am dead ! why is this so funny ? i literally can't.

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

before last night i didn't think that teen angst could go wrong. man was that a mistake...and i have blonde hair on my head to prove it SOS

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

if you find that eating unprocessed food is pleasant plz send help bc today i had grass and i am fairly certain tomorrow's appetizer is bark

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

today's topic of conversation with @Slermalerma concludes: chipotle really needs to get their ish together

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i go from hungry to starving in like two seconds

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sos ! i started a trend ! when ppl use "sos" they will think of me. don't mean to toot my own horn but "toot toot" 🎉 never forget snitches

[Maryssa @maryssa_a]

also the kid could have been ok, but I see someone on the floor and I assume they're in v-fib, so as far as I'm concerned I saved his life.