Mary Sue

I'm not like other girls. I'm slim, but curvy. I can't stop tripping over things! I love converse shoes, and I'm a total rebel.

[JTK @JTFlamelily]

TW: As a teen I lost 2 friends to unsafe abortions both were straight A students with big plans for their lives.I discovered 1 of them lying in a pool of blood of as we were supposed to be studying together. She’d drunk a herbal concoction & was haemorrhaging.Later found out 1/2

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

@lindseymarie713 Oh, so sorry! That's what I get for skimming! Mines of Phandelver was a fun one.

[Lindsey ✨ essek apologist @lindseymarie713]

@MarySueProblems Thanks for the input! I was hoping for modules *other* than the ones I listed though. 😅

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

@lindseymarie713 Oh, so sorry! That's what I get for skimming! Mines of Phandelver was a fun one.

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

I've done all 3 either as a player or DM. Waterdeep is great if you have a lot of beginning players. Strahd is also a fun one, but a little harder for those who just rush in. Hoard of the Dragon Queen is ridiculously difficult and kind of boring, in my experience.

[Lindsey ✨ essek apologist @lindseymarie713]

Hey #DnD pals! What are your favorite 5e adventure modules? Thinking about what I’d pick to DM.

(Ideally excluding Strahd, Waterdeep, or Hoard of the dragon queen bc I want to either play those first or am playing one.)

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Mom, can you pick me up? Montresor lured me into the wine cellar on the promise of a fine vintage and bricked me up in the wall

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

@cyborgarmgun I've been low on spoons, but I'm getting back up!

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

@squishycupcakes @simonefiasco_ This literally gives me heartburn.

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

@cyborgarmgun I would, but he refills my wine without me having to get up, and that might injure his wine-fetching muscles.

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

Right?? He decided to use examples from the article I gave him to send me on a trail of heebie jeebies because I paused Fairy Tale to explain it.

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

If someone doesn't write a song about you, you're probably just like #othergirls and a poser... and if you do, but you're not me... you're also a poser.

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

I joke because he 1000% did it to rub real person fanfiction in my face because he knows how much I hate it.

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

You spend 15 minutes trying to explain "shipping" to your fiancé only to give up and show him @knowyourmeme and then he acts like he knows more than you, AS IF YOU DID NOT RUN A FANFICTION BLOG FOR YEARS.

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

You spend 15 minutes trying to explain "shipping" to your fiancé only to give up and show him @knowyourmeme and then he acts like he knows more than you, AS IF YOU DID NOT RUN A FANFICTION BLOG FOR YEARS.

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

@karykeion "You know that thing your car defaults to when your phone can't connect?" Seriously, bluetooth is not that old.

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

@LovelywaytoBern I know where this bra has been tho (aka under my cats' butts)

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

Is there anything more uncomfortable than doritos crumbs in your bra

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

I was a normal teenager until you. https://t.co/dyj28Z8twM

[Brooding YA Hero @broodingYAhero]

Start typing "I was a normal teenager until..." then use the middle word generated by predictive text to learn your Young Adult destiny.

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

I joined my neighborhood's Halloween Treat Map on @Nextdoor! See who's giving out candy and hosting haunted houses: https://t.co/lSHYSgZEHa

[Mary Sue @MarySueProblems]

Update: I got it standing on its own and then decided to have pizza.