mary virginia stabler

#1 maple leafs fan in alabama. one time harry styles hit me in the head with a water bottle.

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

@MinnesotaMunn @WilliamLStabler @Timberwolves @Twolves_PR @SniperShake @LeonardMi11er @NickeilAW @mconley11 @LukaG_55 @thewendellmoore can verify he is and HAS BEEN the biggest fan in the southeast (and East Asia, for two years) 👀

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

oh to be me six months ago living in precedented times

[𝓛🦋 @llettyyy]

this “ 😗 “ is not a kiss

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

after listening to the Hamilton soundtrack for years without seeing it, shoutout to NO ONE for adequately preparing me for Laurens's and Phillip's death

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

@evalaineparker I like to see them as prophecies to spice up my day

[shawn wasabi @shawnwasabi]

cops caught this kid listening and dancing to music in headphones...then beat him to death for 15 minutes

[❀ lex ❀ @lexiehaze]

You see how many people stood just after one person chose to make that first stand?! This is why you speak up. This is why you speak out. This is how we can use our privilege.

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, as she sits in her cardboard fort, beside her cardboard train

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

@chrissyteigen hi!!!!! I really want to buy your wok but I have an electric stove, can I still use a wok or will it not heat correctly??

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

my soul needs a long walk through Anthropologie, touching everything I can’t afford

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

@chrissyteigen I don’t have any kids yet, but when I do, you’re their godmother.

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

oh to be a cat napping in a computer bag

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

heard a neighbor sneeze outside today and yelled bless you. on a social high

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

@thejaanico @evalaineparker @codyko knew long ago

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

sent my dad to Costco to get trash bags and he has called no less than five times and is currently FaceTiming

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

if you grew up in Montgomery and didn’t wear shoes until fourth grade you’re immune to coronavirus

[mary virginia stabler @maryvstabler]

why limit yourself to galentines when you can invite your guy friends and have palentines

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Shakespeare writing a play in which someone dies an easily preventable death due to a minor misunderstanding