Moondog Billionaire

Tea & strumpets
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[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

To white people wondering why Black Lives Matter: when were you ever denied anything, treated poorly, or otherwise marginalized strictly because of your skin colour?

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

I don't have a shovel big enough for that pile of dirt

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

Well Happy Thanksgiving ya fucks

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

So Kirk is basically saying have kids young cuz you're gonna get shot!

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

I have optimism blindness, okay!?

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

I survived the lunchroom gravy fire of '64

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat.

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

Look upon Your Greatness and she'll send the call out

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

I have the Peter Griffin version of the Charles in Charge theme song stuck in my head

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

@JustinTrudeau The jig is up

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

No rain no flower

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

Hmm? Well I'm not going to feed this to the birds I don't think

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

Why did she do it huh? Why did she go to the hamburger stand? She lied to her daddy!

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

You clearly aren't aware of the date, it's called fashion week honey for seven days the bike lanes become catwalks is that a mustard shirt? Are you a hotdog? Oh hey Georgio what a stewpid beyitch

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

@mtbarra hey what kind of inept assholes do you have working in your payroll department? How many more people are you going to fuck over?

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

@mtbarra you ready to walk the red carpet?

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

These days, she says, I feel my life just like a river running through the year of the cat

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

Herb Erfling … ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herb-blinger. Bing Livehaanger. Liveling. Burt Herkurn. Ban bingo ling-fucker!

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

If you are a person that doesn't pick up your dog shit, kindly go die

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

@fordnation Beh

[Moondog Billionaire @marywanamaker]

@KyleKashuv He's not Republican anymore, you're a moron