Marz

I'm just here to laugh and have fun! Follow me, I follow you, we walk side by side.

[Marz @marzb2vh]

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

- George Bernard Shaw

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Ivanka Trump says ‘there’s a special place in hell’ for Roy Moore; Donald Trump tells Alabama to vote for him

[Marz @marzb2vh]

@JColeNC Short bus rappers be like... https://t.co/fzZuu159n5

[Humor @HumorTV__]

OOGA BOOGA 😂 https://t.co/Ta0wy6FAXH

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Your Dad is a 5th degree black belt when it comes to sexual impropriety allegations.
In fact… I once had a party at the Plaza Hotel… your father showed up uninvited & hit on my wife… invited her on his helicopter to Atlantic City.

She showed his fat ass the door.
#TrumpRussia https://t.co/A8BInetbbZ

[Marz @marzb2vh]

Ignorant trash thinking they're respected by whyt Americans. 😂 y'all are just a circus act to prove how ignorant black people are. https://t.co/IwRT94WlBK

[Diamond and Silk® @DiamondandSilk]

Here's how you respond when someone mentions the @POTUS @realDonaldTrump during Thanksgiving dinner.
Happy Thanksgiving. We Love Y'all.

[Marz @marzb2vh]

@seanhannity Fuuuuuk yoouuuu. Trump won't last long and neither will you inbred racist twats. #GOPrapists

[Marz @marzb2vh]

This page has gotta be run by a black dude or a college whyt boy. Sick fux. https://t.co/Kx5zC5xPCR

[Marz @marzb2vh]

Lmao!! This ignorant fat fuk takes any small compliment to the head. Consider it a compliment that any thinks you're an actual person https://t.co/NOxpZDzkPa

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

[Marz @marzb2vh]

@ShannonSharpe is a known Uncle Tom. Nothing new here. https://t.co/axNeIR8uml

[Marz @marzb2vh]

@realDonaldTrump We don't need anything other than for you to choke on 💩

[Marz @marzb2vh]

Then I remembered that most golfers are racist white people that support @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/ivzA8cNYNQ

[Marz @marzb2vh]

Fuk @TaylorMadeGolf and fuk @adidasGolf for supporting racist golfers! I'll be burning my adidas shoes and taylormade bag a little later

[Marz @marzb2vh]

Fuk @TaylorMadeGolf and fuk @adidasGolf for supporting racist golfers! I'll be burning my adidas shoes and taylormade bag a little later

[Marz @marzb2vh]

@DJohnsonPGA Fuuuuk yoouuu!! Racist fuk!!! Hope you enjoyed your last bit of fame golfing with the sexual deviants.

[Marz @marzb2vh]

@TigerWoods Fuuuk you coconut and your sexual deviant of a buddy that is @realDonaldTrump GRAB EM BY THE PU$$Y!!!

[Marz @marzb2vh]

Fuk @DJohnsonPGA !! Hanging out with sexual deviants! And fuk @TigerWoods another round for being a coconut. https://t.co/jXZHe6p5Ag

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

After Turkey call I will be heading over to Trump National Golf Club, Jupiter, to play golf (quickly) with Tiger Woods and Dustin Johnson. Then back to Mar-a-Lago for talks on bringing even more jobs and companies back to the USA!

[Marz @marzb2vh]

@realDonaldTrump FUUUUUUK YOUUUUU

[Marz @marzb2vh]

Of corse this fat fuk is golfing https://t.co/jXZHe6p5Ag

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

After Turkey call I will be heading over to Trump National Golf Club, Jupiter, to play golf (quickly) with Tiger Woods and Dustin Johnson. Then back to Mar-a-Lago for talks on bringing even more jobs and companies back to the USA!

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

The Great Dak Prescott has now led 23 straight offensive drives without a touchdown. #WeDemBoys

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Tony Romo: “Based on the presnap read I’m getting here, everyone will be sitting down to have turkey today.”

Jim Nantz: “Romo nails it again.”

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

There’s something really surreal about the fact that Tony Romo, the QB who was never good enough for a large number of Cowboys fans, was on hand to call a game that seems to be prompting large numbers of fans to turn against his successor.

What a weird year.