thinking about the time i hid a cat in my dorm so my roommates told on me, got me kicked out of housing, and then had the university enact a "restraining order" against me so i couldnt even confront them about it....
i work at a store that sells plushies among other things and some greasy ass dude came in and bought a life size vaporeon plushie. i think i was going to be SICK