sam !

[Orbit ♪ BLM @OrbitPlusPlus]

why is gengar lowkey the kuromi of straight men

[sam ! @marzkip]

nevermind it was a miscommunication aha

[sam ! @marzkip]

me when i ruin every friendship i have by being stupid and annoying

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[sam ! @marzkip]

i mourn quackity like a dead wife he is so fine

[sam ! @marzkip]

@CORPSE never satisfied and white tee are a few songs down i need to show them some love fr

[sam ! @marzkip]

@CORPSE hey corpse…. here’s my all time top listened top 9 songs lol hope you are doing well :)

[sam ! @marzkip]

🤷‍♀️

[sam ! @marzkip]

do i continue to talk to my friend who only talks to me when they don’t have a gf/girl they like or do i just give up

[m @yowot_]

as my final act of failure i'll do masters

[sam ! @marzkip]

@iky_fwjett yeah buddy you still have to communicate with people about pre determined plans (like a job) when bad things happen. i took care of my terminally ill grandmother while working a job and i still told them i wouldn’t be in before my shift when she died!

[cee @1ovesickkk]

it probably feels amazing as fuck to have the energy to be alive

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

You have to rewatch the last airbender every once in a while to keep your heart pure

[Tony Joker @whoistonyjoker]

Thinking Leon Kennedy would go for me is kind of like thinking the stripper loves me

[zombiyh 🫀 @zombiyh]

agent with a shotgun

#leonkennedy

[avie @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

“it’ll get better!” babe ive been like this since i was like 11 it does not get better

[sam ! @marzkip]

does anyone know how to piss less after taking pre workout ? jfc

[moni⁷ @yoongisbatman]

the agust d trilogy

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m unmedicated. all my thoughts are organic and free range