Chris

no hetero tho SU '22

[Chris @marzman0]

Yes. Smoke that cigar in your high school graduation gown. You are so fucking cool. Do not stop. You are so god damn cool, fuck. I can't handle it, I can't. Fuck, that's so cool. Fuck. Fuck dude how can I be as cool as you

[Chris @marzman0]

any time I see a tik tok of someone showing off a nice dinner they're having I think of this girl and her bf I served who apparently had a lot of tik tok followers and were so nice to me and then tipped me $10 on a $190 check

[meetka @meetka]

god i hate french ppl so damn much

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

you had to be there for this era idk

[adam 🇺🇸 @personofswag]

“I hate smalltalk” is code for “I am a dogshit conversationalist and an uninteresting person”

[Chris @marzman0]

i've become a millennial, someone euthanize me

[Chris @marzman0]

friendship ended with coffee - yerba mate is best friend now

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

I love how tiktok talks about film

[Chris @marzman0]

should gay people

[Chris @marzman0]

this website is giving tumblr right after yahoo bought it

[Chris @marzman0]

can i get the chungus burger with a side of sussy sauce hold the fortnite please

[Chris @marzman0]

imagine buying twitter, arguably one of the shittiest social media platforms, and then somehow making it even worse

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Michael Myers underrated goofball. A rascal

[Chris @marzman0]

this movie is pure gold no one can tell me otherwise

[Gunner Dobbins (Vox Machina era) @GunnerDobbins]

“No art can be objectively bad”
Watch this and try to tell me it’s good. I dare you.

[Chris @marzman0]

@l3x1pr0 ok but like wb when jesus fucked up all the merchant's shit in the church cuz he was like "u guys are in my dad's house :((( stop selling stuff"

[Chris @marzman0]

literally just dive into a bowl of spaghetti-o's

[Jimmy (not one of those) Rothschild(s) @Pale_0ntologist]

On this, the first day of fall, may you all be blessed by Autumn Prince

[paulinepauwels @PaulinePauwels]

being in a marvel movie is becoming celebrity jury duty