maria perez

Do I remind you of A Westside Story?

[maria perez @marzperez]

Hey @Airbnb I tried to verify my account but the link you gave me was inactive. And then you cancelled my reservation! Can someone please help me and get this sorted? #notimpressed

[T C P @opTannisPrime]

@MarsGlobal We're out here dealing with inflation and you're out here cutting your candy bar grammage in half, taking us for damn fools #SMH

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

The 3 most important things.

[maria perez @marzperez]

Okay. I'll say it: @justinbieber singing in Español is hot AF 🔥🔥🔥

[maria perez @marzperez]

I spend 80% of my work day trying to figure out how I can do something faster with as little effort possible. True story. https://t.co/YIPtzyURgv

[Fact @Fact]

Lazy people accomplish more. Their laziness actually enables them to find the easiest quickest ways to get things done.

[maria perez @marzperez]

My current situation involves a heating pad and Netflix. May God help anyone who tries to test me this week.

[maria perez @marzperez]

Story of my life. https://t.co/cohz8fGzwW

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Sorry, I've got my Netflix pants on so I'm in for the night.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Pretty much every time I open Excel:

[maria perez @marzperez]

The More Life album is basically the soundtrack to my 2017. PASSIONFRUIT ON REPEAT 💕

[Fact @Fact]

Don't fight for someone's attention. If they really care, you shouldn't have to.

[maria perez @marzperez]

I can't stop listening to the La La Land soundtrack and I ain't even mad at it.

[maria perez @marzperez]

It's funny cause it's true 😂 https://t.co/HjjWrUVgJc

[Fact @Fact]

Never change for someone. If they can't accept you for who you are at your worst, they don't deserve to see you at your best.

[maria perez @marzperez]

@heatherspon DESTINY'S CHILD OR BUST

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I don't like. I obsess.

[maria perez @marzperez]

@__lamas classic Aida 😂

[Fact @Fact]

Over thinking is a special form of fear. This fear becomes worse when adding anticipation, memory, imagination, and emotion together.

[maria perez @marzperez]

My life has been changed now that @heatherspon has followed me on twitter. BRING ON THE SASS.