Mario V

Just trying to be legendary. #HOOKEM #HTTC

[Mario V @marzzz89]

The tiger and the lion may be more powerful, but a wolf does not perform in the circus. 🐺

[Mario V @marzzz89]

Nobody is coming to save you.

[Mario V @marzzz89]

Can I claim my dogs on my taxes? I want to get a nice chunk of change to spend recklessly and not on my dogs.

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

I’m losing my mind over this kitten’s mustache that makes him look like he has buck teeth

[Mario V @marzzz89]

@CNN No, no, no. @lildickytweets and @CheetoSantino already did this story line in season 2 of Dave.

[chris long @JOEL9ONE]

No thanks Cris - America

[LHN (Longhorn Network App) @LonghornNetwork]

Getting by with a little help from friends.

@J_Whitt3 | @roschon

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Let’s gooooooooooooo” is ‘Allāhu ʾakbar’ for white guys

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Monday morning highlights: Red River Shutout edition 📽️☕️

[Mario V @marzzz89]

@izzzzymode Tell them you have COVID

[mark normand @marknorm]

He better watch out for the black mermaid

[Mario V @marzzz89]

Run with us or run from us. 🐺

[Mario V @marzzz89]

Let’s all rejoice and hail Satan

[Mario V @marzzz89]

@brandi_reddwyne You gotta start walking her. She needs to burn off some energy. Bad dogs aren’t born they’re raised.

[Mario V @marzzz89]

Rule #1- Nobody is coming to save you. Make a plan. Train often. Always be ready.

[Mario V @marzzz89]

@izzzzymode Your iPhone would never

[Mario V @marzzz89]

@izzzzymode You gotta feed me before you feel me up

[Mario V @marzzz89]

It’s time to raise the black flag. No quarter given. 🐺

[Mario V @marzzz89]

You gotta be the greediest shark in an ocean full of killers.