mason

[. @deityofnightt]

being in a relationship where our faces and eyes will shine with love

[XENI @viperelitex]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[hImU @Himu_Art]

" This injection will give you a hit song"

Katy Perry after 2013

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you switch jobs thinking it'll fix everything but then realize the real problem is having to work

[cav empty @cavempty_]

how sunday night feels when you have monday off

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

as my final act of love, I’ll never reach out again but i'll become everything.

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[jevil licker 😋 @jesterspouse]

this is funnier than that ugly ai generated red dog gif will ever be

[mason @mas0nn_]

@ferdbird101 @NOLAnews those are all pauses in the middle of the video taken out of context. none of them are actual nazi salutes. t-swift may be a nazi though 😁

[Bark @barkmeta]

The life of Gen Z:

- College degree is worthless
- Rent is half your paycheck
- AI is replacing your job
- Houses cost 20x your salary
- WW3 started and you might get drafted
- Boomers asking why you're stressed

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I don't want AI. I want functional public transit, walkable communities, and the light behind my eyes back.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

ICE has detained a 2-year-old girl in Minneapolis, despite a judge ordering the baby’s release.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 HOLY SMOKES: ICE agents in Maine just photographed a civilian’s face and name and said they’re putting it in a database.

When the woman asked why, the agent’s response was basically: “Now you’re considered a domestic terrorist.”

This is intimidation. Not law enforcement.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The President of the United States just said that he’s a dictator yet I have not seen a single member of Congress say they are drafting articles of impeachment.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!

ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth.

[Miilato @miiilato]

how it feels to accept that my single era might be permanent

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

New rule: if you’re using Nazi slogans, you can’t get upset when people call you a Nazi.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

btw

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

YOU.

FUCKING.

PARDONED.

1600.

PEOPLE.

WHO.

BEAT.

PUNCHED.

KICKED.

BLUDGEONED.

BEAR-MACED.

ZIP-TIED.

AND.

BRUTALIZED.

HUNDREDS.

OF.

CAPITOL.

POLICE.

OFFICERS.