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[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

@cityofcalgary @JeromyYYC this REALLY needed to be done at 11:30pm on one of the hottest nights of the year. Where are your noise bylaws with this? #Bullshit #NoiseComplaint

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

@rgiammal Apple sauce and a few nuts is my go to when everything else is too much.

[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

Another @yogawithadriene 30 Days of Awesome in the book. #YWACenter

[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

@kelsieswrites Thank you for sharing.

[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

When you cannot find 2023 #BlackHistoryMonth info on the @Canada website (is it there and hiding? I can only find 2022) and your colleague suggests the @YourAlberta would have something. 🤣🤣🤣✨

#SpoilerAlert #SpoilerTheyDoNot

[Tommy Chong @tommychong]

Sometimes the happiest looking people from the outside are struggling on the inside. RIP Twitch #RIPTwitch

[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

Go discover old music. @wintersleep https://t.co/6VBgIZ4ozp

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[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

@rgiammal 😳😭

[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

@Dented_ca 1

[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

@rgiammal Just so you know, you will legit be getting a rib crushing hug the first time we meet irl. 💛✨

[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

Today is my 666 consecutive day of yoga…crows on dressers obs…also, cue Iron Maiden. #thenumberofthebeast #crowpose #kakasana

[Calgary Police @CalgaryPolice]

We are seeking public assistance to locate a #missing Calgary teen.
Eva MANSELL, 15, was last seen leaving Haysboro on Oct. 21, 2021. Although this case does not meet the threshold of an Amber Alert, we are working with @MCSCanada to issue an alert. #yyc
https://t.co/Q0DEb2SYgD

[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

@YouTube @yogawithadriene @yogawithadriene @yogawithadriene @yogawithadriene @yogawithadriene @yogawithadriene

[𝙹𝚘𝚎 𝚅𝚒𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍 [email protected] @jvipondmd]

Can I get $100 for the vaccines I've already received?

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[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

@rgiammal It’s cause you are cool. 😍😘

[Dented 🇨🇦 @Dented_ca]

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[BlackLivesMatter @masaatt]

@FranchiseJesus I want to golf like this, with pie.

Side note: I’ve golf twice in two weeks, yes, they were baby step 9’s but it’s been awhile.