Tycoon

Entrepreneur and Sales man. Friendly, but I’m not your friend tho 😊🤝 | Manchester United fan 🛑

[Tycoon @masarratti]

Having something to sell is one thing 🛍, knowing HOW to sell it is another thing. 🪡

Understand the difference 📝

[Mlamli Baliso @BalisoMlamli]

Someone sent this to me. There was just no way I wasn’t gonna share such beauty with my friends here. ❤️

[JBT @UtdJBT]

Carrick letting Brighton beat us to give them confidence to beat Arsenal

[ONOME🇳🇬🇦🇹🦅 @Onomz_D1]

Let’s look at a few FACTS, comparing the JAPA life to the Nigeria life.

An average full time worker in Nigeria works a minimum of 40-50hrs per week and earns an average of ₦200K, while a JAPA student works a max of 20hrs per week and earns €800-1000.

I can use €20-30 to stock up groceries that will last me a week, but in Nigeria I will need a minimum of ₦100-150K for same.

I pay €49 monthly for my regional ticket that I use for train, tram, and bus around Austria, but a Nigerian will need 35-45% of his salary for transportation alone in a month.

I pay €78 monthly for health insurance that gives me access to same health care your President and Top men scamper to get abroad, but an average Nigerian can go bankrupt with just one health scare.

I can decide to take a walk around 2am midnight and not be scared of anything, but the average Nigerian can’t confidently move around in broad daylight without fear for his safety.

As a student I can travel to 29 countries without a VISA on a 3-day vacation and I won’t need to spend more than 15% of my income, but an average Nigerian can’t afford to go to Kenya 🇰🇪 for a 3-day vacation.

Let’s not talk about stable electricity, the quality of air I breathe here, the infrastructure, and all round quality of life.

[Tycoon @masarratti]

@Iamkolotayo @forvrtems lol

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@cagiago_ lol

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@elonhatedera Granacho 2.0

[Tycoon @masarratti]

@lowkeytake01 It was an opportunity for her to learn the difference between stomach and belly

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

30 PHRASES AND IDIOMS YOU’VE PROBABLY BEEN USING WRONG ALL ALONG:

1. Pet peeve - A particular thing that annoys you, especially something relatively minor. It is not simply something you hate.

2. Going Dutch - Each person pays their own share of the bill. Like when you’re hanging out with friends, but everyone has to sort out their own bills, such as transportation or whatever they eat or drink. Glorious pays for his, I pay for mine, and Kangchi does the same.

3. Take a rain check - To decline or postpone an invitation with the intention of possibly doing it another time. It has nothing to do with actually checking the rain.

4. Bite the bullet - To force yourself to face a difficult or painful situation with courage.

5. Break a leg - A way of wishing someone good luck, especially before a performance. It does not mean you literally want them injured.

6. Trojan horse - Something that appears harmless, helpful, or beneficial but is secretly intended to cause harm, deception, or gain access.

7. Achilles’ heel - A person’s particular weakness or vulnerable point, especially one that could cause them serious problems despite their overall strength. Example: My love for boobs is my Achilles’ heel. 😂

8. What’s your poison? - An informal way of asking someone what alcoholic drink they would like. It can also be used figuratively to ask someone what they prefer among several options.

9. A dime a dozen - Something very common and easy to find, therefore not particularly valuable or special.

10. The last straw - The final problem in a series of problems that makes you lose your patience or decide you have had enough.

11. Window shopping - Looking at goods in shops or stores without intending to buy anything.

12. To buy a pig in a poke - To buy something without inspecting it first, risking a bad deal.

13. To tilt at windmills - To waste energy fighting imaginary enemies or unrealistic problems.

14. Cross your T’s and dot your I’s - To pay close attention to the small details and make sure everything is correct, complete, and properly done.

15. Under the weather - Feeling slightly sick or unwell.

16. To spill the beans - To accidentally reveal a secret.

17. To break the ice - To make people feel more relaxed and comfortable in a new, awkward, or unfamiliar social situation, especially when they are meeting for the first time.

18. To eat humble pie - To admit you were wrong and apologize.

19. To throw the baby out with the bathwater - To accidentally discard something valuable while trying to get rid of something unwanted.

20. To burn the midnight oil - To stay up very late working or studying.

21. To keep someone at bay - To prevent an enemy or problem from coming too close.

22. To take something with a grain of salt - To listen to a statement with skepticism because it may be exaggerated or untrue.

23. To put your foot in your mouth - To say something embarrassing, hurtful, or tactless by mistake.

24. To throw down the gauntlet - To issue a formal challenge to someone.

25. To cross the Rubicon - To take an irreversible step that commits you to a specific course of action.

26. To make a mountain out of a molehill - To greatly exaggerate a very minor problem.

27. Cost an arm and a leg - To be extremely expensive.

28. To pay through the nose - To pay an outrageously high price for something.

29. Barking up the wrong tree - To pursue the wrong person, idea, or course of action because you have misunderstood the situation.

30. Jump on the bandwagon - To start supporting or doing something because it has become popular.

[Tycoon @masarratti]

@Adebay0r__ Rashford has been out since 75 minutes

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@kennagq Make we dey pray for top 4

[Tycoon @masarratti]

Dorgu too useless to 🙆🏻‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️💔

[Tycoon @masarratti]

@Adebay0r__ We need sesko

[Tycoon @masarratti]

@oneunseriousdad Even if… shey the guy squatting by his left side didn’t grow?? 😂

[Tycoon @masarratti]

@oku_yungx I use 200 ₦ collect 430 ₦ 🙏🏾🥂 more to come

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatedera]

Jesus Christ who did this??????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Tycoon @masarratti]

@king_eric_2000 You did your best my bro. Na Bencic be werey

[francis @__10GODZILLA]

Imagine I want to send you an SMS but due to the quality of the content it needs to come as an MMS(picture,video). I go ahead and send this content from my iPhone, unfortunately you’re still using a keypad. Now, no matter what you do, no matter your desire if you fail 1/2

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The best player in the @PremierLeague.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.

[Tycoon @masarratti]

Bruno ‼️📌 El Bomba 🫵🏾