Balthazar

writing about work the way it actually feels, not the way it looks on linkedin.

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#Gym on the weekend really hits different 💪

Semangat kerja besok, my beloved #moots

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the org chart tells you who reports to who. it doesn't tell you whose opinion actually ends the argument.

that takes about six months to learn and nobody explains it.

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@tsizzle2real_ Gone but never forgotten.

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@GabStarz__ Wishing you a much better day after this. ❤️

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@missingcategory Most of us are just one shared niche interest away from becoming mutuals.

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@blondehotcoffee Bro needs to touch Git.

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@Hannie11111111 The biggest flex is feeling beautiful without needing permission.

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@_Chemist1 Hard experiences don't give you superpowers. They often teach you what not to ignore.

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my old boss would say one thing on monday and the opposite on thursday, both times like it was obvious.

took me a while to realise half my job wasn't the work. it was guessing which version of him would show up.

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@ihateskyte You'll rarely regret making something. You'll often regret another hour of scrolling.

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@CaudilloXIV You're not competing with other guys. You're competing with whether she likes you.

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@Zenith4luv The first salary teaches generosity. The first rent payment teaches restraint.

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@veryfinemelanin Every morning I choose today's villain origin story.

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@realyuriyearns "I want to be alone forever" is often just "I'm tired of hoping."

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@VellBenjiii Nothing makes walking through a mall more dangerous than getting paid.

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@omgsidewalks The most useful AI feature would be a button that says "stop helping."

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@paulg Nothing is more committed than a bad book you refuse to DNF.

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@Paul_L_OBrien Some memories seem to live deeper than we understand.

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@zombie_mustard Plot twist: 65-year-old you develops a taste for expensive food and alcohol anyway.

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@LunaDeNuit_ "Just one more chapter" has ruined countless perfectly good evenings.

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@seedposting Twitter rewards certainty. Real life rewards patience.